\u00centr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 de luni, la Prim\u0103ria Padina Nou\u0103, lini\u0219tea era spart\u0103 de sunetul unei \u0219tampile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAprob tot!\u201d, r\u0103suna vocea mic\u0103, dar hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u0103, a doamnei Secretar General.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe biroul ei, h\u00e2rtiile se mi\u0219cau singure, de parc\u0103 ar fi fugit de responsabilitate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roba de avocat \u00eei c\u0103dea p\u00e2n\u0103 la podea, semn c\u0103 visul de barou nu murise, doar se prelungise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe cana ei scria \u201edin \u00eent\u00e2mplare\u201d, dar nimeni nu mai credea c\u0103 era o glum\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen col\u021bul biroului, un dosar uria\u0219 trona ca un monument al birocra\u021biei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eProces cu Statul \u2013 Greutate 200 kg\u201d, scria pe el, cu litere c\u00e2t palma.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Biroul sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2ia sub greutatea dosarului, iar Secretara \u00eel privea ca pe un dragon adormit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDac\u0103 nu-l deschid, poate nu m\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103\u201d, \u0219opti ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen acel moment, u\u0219a se deschise \u0219i intr\u0103 Contabila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Purta o geant\u0103 mare, plin\u0103 de monede care se evaporau \u00een fum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eEdi\u021bia premium\u201d, scria pe geant\u0103, cu sclipici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAm f\u0103cut bilan\u021bul, dar s-au pierdut ni\u0219te cifre\u2026 \u00een aer\u201d, spuse ea z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201e\u00cen aer?\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103 Secretara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDa, exact \u00eentre venituri \u0219i cheltuieli. Un spa\u021biu fiscal liber.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secretara ridic\u0103 \u0219tampila: \u201eAprob tot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen acel moment, intr\u0103 \u0219i prietenul \u201etehnic\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ochelari de soare, laptop, tricou cu mesajul \u201eCarduri \u2013 doar pentru fidelitate\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAm o solu\u021bie digital\u0103 pentru problema voastr\u0103\u201d, spuse el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDigital\u0103?\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103 Contabila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDa, se nume\u0219te \u2018Loading\u2026 scheme\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secretara \u00eel privi suspicioas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eSun\u0103 legal?\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103 ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDepinde cine \u00eentreab\u0103\u201d, r\u0103spunse el, tast\u00e2nd rapid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe ecran ap\u0103ru un grafic care urca \u0219i cobora ca o mont\u0103 rus\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAsta e evolu\u021bia bugetului?\u201d, \u00eentreab\u0103 Contabila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNu, e starea mea de spirit\u201d, spuse el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Secretara \u00ee\u0219i puse ochelarii pe v\u00e2rful nasului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eEu doar semnez, nu citesc\u201d, zise ea, ridic\u00e2nd \u0219tampila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAprob tot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u00cen acel moment, dosarul uria\u0219 se clatin\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din el ie\u0219ir\u0103 bancnote desenate comic, cu aripi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eZboar\u0103 banii!\u201d, strig\u0103 Contabila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eNu, se redistribuie\u201d, corect\u0103 Secretara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eRedistribuie c\u0103tre cine?\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103 prietenul cu laptopul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eC\u0103tre destin\u201d, spuse ea solemn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Biroul trosni, iar dosarul se pr\u0103bu\u0219i pe podea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Din el ie\u0219i un nor de praf \u0219i o foaie pe care scria: \u201eTermen: ieri\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAh, deci am \u00eent\u00e2rziat doar o zi\u201d, zise Secretara optimist\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eO zi fiscal\u0103 sau o zi real\u0103?\u201d, \u00eentreb\u0103 Contabila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eDepinde de interpretare\u201d, spuse ea \u0219i \u0219tampil\u0103 din nou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAprob tot!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Prietenul cu laptopul r\u00e2se: \u201eE\u0219ti mai rapid\u0103 dec\u00e2t un algoritm.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eSunt algoritmul administra\u021biei\u201d, spuse ea m\u00e2ndr\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eUn sistem care func\u021bioneaz\u0103 chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Contabila ridic\u0103 geanta \u0219i zise: \u201eHai s\u0103 mergem la cafenea, poate acolo se clarific\u0103 bugetul.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eAprob tot!\u201d, r\u0103spunse Secretara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dosarul uria\u0219 r\u0103mase pe podea, ca un monument al absurdului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pe copert\u0103, cineva scrisese cu pixul: \u201eFinal provizoriu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u0218i astfel, la Prim\u0103ria Padina Nou\u0103, totul r\u0103mase clar: nimic nu era clar, dar totul era aprobat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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